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YouTube Turns 5

Video sharing website YouTube turned five on Monday. What do you think?

  • "Wow, it feels like just yesterday when I used to go outside."

    Juliet Morris Naturalist
  • "That reminds me, I'm in the mood to watch someone's balls get destroyed."

    Hank Rollins Systems Analyst
  • "I'm flattered. You've obviously chosen to interview me because you recognize me from my YouTube video “Dancing In 100 Bathtubs.” No? Back in April? C'mon, man, that was on CNN for two seconds."

    Ben Cadena Gunsmith

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