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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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YouTube Turns 5

Video sharing website YouTube turned five on Monday. What do you think?

  • "Wow, it feels like just yesterday when I used to go outside."

    Juliet Morris Naturalist
  • "That reminds me, I'm in the mood to watch someone's balls get destroyed."

    Hank Rollins Systems Analyst
  • "I'm flattered. You've obviously chosen to interview me because you recognize me from my YouTube video “Dancing In 100 Bathtubs.” No? Back in April? C'mon, man, that was on CNN for two seconds."

    Ben Cadena Gunsmith

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