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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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YouTube Turns 5

Video sharing website YouTube turned five on Monday. What do you think?

  • "Wow, it feels like just yesterday when I used to go outside."

    Juliet Morris Naturalist
  • "That reminds me, I'm in the mood to watch someone's balls get destroyed."

    Hank Rollins Systems Analyst
  • "I'm flattered. You've obviously chosen to interview me because you recognize me from my YouTube video “Dancing In 100 Bathtubs.” No? Back in April? C'mon, man, that was on CNN for two seconds."

    Ben Cadena Gunsmith
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