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Zappos Hacked

The online shoe retailer Zappos was hacked, leaving much of its customer data compromised. What do you think?

  • “That explains the hordes of pissed-off barefooted maniacs in the streets this morning.”

    Isabel Manning Systems Analyst
  • “Huh. I was wondering why it was taking so long to get the shoes I ordered and the $6,000 computer I didn’t.”

    Will Pearlman Fingerprint Classifier
  • "Before anyone asks any questions, yes, I am a man who enjoys purchasing shoes for my wife, and yes, her feet are unconventionally large."

    Cole Rothwell Stave-Machine Tender

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