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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Zimmerman Charged With Second-Degree Murder

Six and a half weeks after the incident, George Zimmerman was arrested and charged with second-degree murder in the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. What do you think?

  • "Is it just me, or is this rush to judgment taking forever?"

    Gene Robinson Rigger
  • "That's a tough break for Zimmerman. After seven weeks you can't be charged with a crime in Florida."

    Raymond Higgins Brokerage Clerk
  • "But who is going to watch the neighborhood while Zimmerman is in jail? See, no one thought of that."

    Collette Laurence Travel Accommodations Rater
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