12 Miles Of Oranges!

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Vol 48 Issue 45

Anorexic Woman At Gym Looking Good

CHICAGO—Citing her shapeless physique, protruding skeleton, and jaundiced complexion, gym members exercising at a local Equinox Fitness Club on Friday confirmed that the anorexic woman working out on the first floor is looking good. “Oh, man, ...
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12 Miles Of Oranges!

Stroll through more than 200 picturesque rows of my beautiful orange trees. Pick as many of my oranges as you’d like—in fact, pick them all! But don’t eat them. Bring them back to me! No pay.

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