45,589,321 Healthy Kale Recipes To Try This Summer

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Vol 49 Issue 32

Carl Tresvant

Since he didn’t know anything about the topic being discussed, Carl Tresvant kept his goddamn trap shut.

Obama Taking 8-Day Martha’s Vineyard Vacation

The Obama family will leave Saturday for an 8-day vacation on the quiet, affluent island of Martha’s Vineyard, where they have visited three of the past four summers, and are expected to spend the week golfing, shopping, and relaxing.

Doctors Finally Clear Peyton Manning To Play Football

DENVER—Two years after performing his 2011 spinal fusion surgery, doctors announced this week that Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning has been officially cleared to return to the field and take part in football activities.
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45,589,321 Healthy Kale Recipes To Try This Summer

We decided not to do this. We were tired. Maybe we will do this in the future. You should check back tomorrow and see if we’ve posted 45,589,321 healthy kale recipes. Maybe we’ll have the energy. Maybe we won’t.

When both of your parents die, it’s hard not to feel like an orphan.

You have a good day, and enjoy the rest of your summer.

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