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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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45,589,321 Healthy Kale Recipes To Try This Summer

We decided not to do this. We were tired. Maybe we will do this in the future. You should check back tomorrow and see if we’ve posted 45,589,321 healthy kale recipes. Maybe we’ll have the energy. Maybe we won’t.

When both of your parents die, it’s hard not to feel like an orphan.

You have a good day, and enjoy the rest of your summer.

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