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Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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5-Year-Old Critics Agree: Movie ‘Cars’ Only Gets Better After 40th Viewing

NEW YORK—According to a poll of 5-year-old film critics released Tuesday, the 2006 Disney-Pixar animated feature Cars only gets better after the 40th viewing. "The tow truck talks funny, and he has big teeth," said noted cinéaste Ramon Diaz, 5, adding that it takes at least 30 screenings before the film's message of friendship achieves full resonance. "Let's watch it again!" The poll's respondents also agreed that Willie Wonka And The Chocolate Factory is a weird and scary film they wish their parents would stop trying to make them watch.

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