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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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ABC Cancels Acting With The Stars

LOS ANGELES—ABC announced the cancellation of the show Acting With The Stars Monday. "George Hamilton onstage with Jeremy Irons in True West was golden," ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson said. "But after the Naked Ape fiasco, Dame Judi Dench refused to appear on camera with ex-49ers quarterback Joe Montana, and we decided to cut our losses." ABC executives said they will avoid working with esteemed professional actors in the future.

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