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ABC Cancels Acting With The Stars

LOS ANGELES—ABC announced the cancellation of the show Acting With The Stars Monday. "George Hamilton onstage with Jeremy Irons in True West was golden," ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson said. "But after the Naked Ape fiasco, Dame Judi Dench refused to appear on camera with ex-49ers quarterback Joe Montana, and we decided to cut our losses." ABC executives said they will avoid working with esteemed professional actors in the future.

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