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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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America's Best Zoo Exhibits

A trip to the zoo is fun and education for the entire family. Here's a list of the top-rated animal exhibits around the country:

America's Best Zoo Exhibits

  • Snakes: Somewhere In This Room!
    Zoo Atlanta, Atlanta, GA
  • The Fascinating World Of Dead Capybaras
    Bronx Zoo, Bronx, NY
  • Why Sloths And Chimps Can't Have Babies
    Chehaw Wild Animal Park,
    Albany, GA
  • Anacondo
    San Francisco Zoo,
    San Francisco, CA
  • You Deal With This Sick Rhino
    Fort Worth Zoo, Fort Worth, TX
  • Kanga-Roofied
    Sea World/Busch Gardens, Orlando, FL
  • Inside The Digestive Tract Of The Mighty Boa Constrictor
    Toledo Zoo, Toledo, OH
  • Nature's Videos We Rented
    Birmingham Zoo, Birmingham, AL
  • Feed Twizzlers To The African Waterbuck
    San Antonio Zoo, San Antonio, TX
  • Watch The Zookeeper-Mauling Polar Bear Get Euthanized
    Memphis Zoo, Memphis, TN
  • Polaroids Of Koalas
    Mesker Park Zoo, Evansville, IN
  • Peacocks And Turkeys: Nature's Unlikely Best Buddies
    Fort Wayne Children's Zoo,
    Fort Wayne, IN
  • Suddenly There's Bears!
    Wildlife Parking Lot
    Gladys Porter Zoo, Brownsville, TX
  • Mr. Hippo Loves Mrs. Hippo Very Much
    Franklin Park Zoo, Boston, MA
  • Hamm's Bear Cardboard Stand-Ups Behind Bars
    Lincoln Park Zoological Gardens, Chicago, IL
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