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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Top Family Vacation Spots

With school out for the summer, families are packing up and hitting the road. Here are The Onion’s top family vacation destinations.
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America's Best Zoo Exhibits

A trip to the zoo is fun and education for the entire family. Here's a list of the top-rated animal exhibits around the country:

America's Best Zoo Exhibits

  • Snakes: Somewhere In This Room!
    Zoo Atlanta, Atlanta, GA
  • The Fascinating World Of Dead Capybaras
    Bronx Zoo, Bronx, NY
  • Why Sloths And Chimps Can't Have Babies
    Chehaw Wild Animal Park,
    Albany, GA
  • Anacondo
    San Francisco Zoo,
    San Francisco, CA
  • You Deal With This Sick Rhino
    Fort Worth Zoo, Fort Worth, TX
  • Kanga-Roofied
    Sea World/Busch Gardens, Orlando, FL
  • Inside The Digestive Tract Of The Mighty Boa Constrictor
    Toledo Zoo, Toledo, OH
  • Nature's Videos We Rented
    Birmingham Zoo, Birmingham, AL
  • Feed Twizzlers To The African Waterbuck
    San Antonio Zoo, San Antonio, TX
  • Watch The Zookeeper-Mauling Polar Bear Get Euthanized
    Memphis Zoo, Memphis, TN
  • Polaroids Of Koalas
    Mesker Park Zoo, Evansville, IN
  • Peacocks And Turkeys: Nature's Unlikely Best Buddies
    Fort Wayne Children's Zoo,
    Fort Wayne, IN
  • Suddenly There's Bears!
    Wildlife Parking Lot
    Gladys Porter Zoo, Brownsville, TX
  • Mr. Hippo Loves Mrs. Hippo Very Much
    Franklin Park Zoo, Boston, MA
  • Hamm's Bear Cardboard Stand-Ups Behind Bars
    Lincoln Park Zoological Gardens, Chicago, IL

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