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Area Dad Thinks Refs Should Just Let Them Play Football

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Facetiously questioning how the game had suddenly become a non-contact sport, local father Aaron Harper confirmed his belief Thursday that referees officiating a Thanksgiving game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Detroit Lions should just let them play football out there.
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April Comes To A Close

WASHINGTON, DC—Experts at the Naval Observatory report that April, as it has every year at this time since records were kept, is progressing to an end. "We have had 26 perfectly acceptable diurnal periods, or 'days,' of April thus far," said NOAA meteorologist Carl Whittaker. "And we anticipate exactly four more before the immediate beginning of May. Please adjust all analog and digital temporal recording devices appropriately." Whittaker also noted that, for laymen, May would progress in much the same fashion as April, excepting the addition of a 31st day which is traditionally appended at the month's conclusion.