Area Dad Points Out Place That Has Great Reuben Sandwiches

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Area Dad Points Out Place That Has Great Reuben Sandwiches

'You Like Reubens, Right?' Father Inquires

AGOURA HILLS, CA—Noting that they really hit the spot, local dad Peter Barry pointed out a restaurant that serves really good Reuben sandwiches during a drive with his son Ryan on Saturday. "You like those, right? Reubens?" Barry asked the 18-year-old, who vaguely nodded his head while staring out the window. "I love me a good Reuben." Sources reported that after driving in silence for the next five minutes, the father went on to add, "Nothing better than a Reuben."


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