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Area Woman Worried She's Forgetting What Heath Ledger Looked Like

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Area Woman Worried She's Forgetting What Heath Ledger Looked Like

LAFAYETTE, LA—A little more than a year after Heath Ledger's tragic death, 36-year-old Petra Rowe struggled Thursday to clearly remember the late actor she once held dear. "I'm starting to forget the little things," Rowe said. "The corners of his smile, his eye color, the way he combed his hair. And just the other day, I tried to remember him in Lords Of Dogtown, but all I could think of was him in A Knight's Tale. Oh, God, if only I had bought more magazines while he was still with us." In order to make the most of what precious memories remained, Rowe sat down to write out everything she remembered about the actor to pass on to her children.

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