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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Arizona Proposes Stricter Sex-Offender Rules

With California's recent announcement that registered sex offenders will be required to wear lightly tinted sunglasses and denim cutoff shorts, many states are following suit with even stricter dress codes. Below, a regimen recently proposed in the Arizona state legislature:

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