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As a "real American," which issue is most important to you (and don't lie, because we've electrified your whole house)?

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As a "real American," which issue is most important to you (and don't lie, because we've electrified your whole house)?

Considering that you must tell the truth because if you don't we could send a thousand-volt current of electricity through your walls at any time, which issue is most important to you, the "real American" at home?

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