Attractive Woman Surprised To Learn Coworker A Dick

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FCC May Allow Cell Phone Calls On Flights

The Federal Communications Commission is considering lifting the ban on cell phone calls on flights when the plane is above 10,000 feet, though calls would still be disallowed during takeoff and landing.
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Attractive Woman Surprised To Learn Coworker A Dick

LAWRENCEVILLE, PA—Noting with some degree of confusion that “he’s always really sweet to [her],” attractive Kolfax Group sales associate Leslie Shiller admitted Thursday she was surprised to learn account manager Eric Cryan is widely considered to be a total fucking prick. “Wow, that’s so weird—Eric’s so nice and friendly,” the beautiful 27-year-old said of Cryan, who according to coworkers is routinely short with the company’s receptionists, micromanages all his employees, and generally makes the office an unpleasant place to work. “We’re really talking about Eric here? He seems like such a sweetheart. Anytime I need something, he’s happy to stop whatever he’s doing and help. He even pops by sometimes just to chat and ask how things are going with me. Huh.” The slim, well-toned Shiller was also reportedly surprised to learn that several of her female coworkers think she’s “a stuck-up bitch.”

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