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Best Buy Employee Going To Tell You What He Has At Home

MEDFORD, OR—After asking if you needed help while browsing wireless routers, a Best Buy employee is now going to give you a detailed explanation of what he uses at home, sources are confirming. “I’ve had this NETGEAR dual-band router for years, and honestly, I haven’t had a single issue with it,” said the employee, noting that he at one point owned a cheaper model of the same router, but upgrading has “definitely been worth the extra 30 bucks, no question.” “I always have a lot of devices running on the network at the same time—usually my laptop, my Xbox, and my iPhone—and there’s never been any problem in terms of connection or internet speed. And the signal is really strong no matter where I am in my apartment.” The employee will reportedly go on to talk about the product’s warranty.

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