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President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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Best Buy Employee Going To Tell You What He Has At Home

MEDFORD, OR—After asking if you needed help while browsing wireless routers, a Best Buy employee is now going to give you a detailed explanation of what he uses at home, sources are confirming. “I’ve had this NETGEAR dual-band router for years, and honestly, I haven’t had a single issue with it,” said the employee, noting that he at one point owned a cheaper model of the same router, but upgrading has “definitely been worth the extra 30 bucks, no question.” “I always have a lot of devices running on the network at the same time—usually my laptop, my Xbox, and my iPhone—and there’s never been any problem in terms of connection or internet speed. And the signal is really strong no matter where I am in my apartment.” The employee will reportedly go on to talk about the product’s warranty.

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