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What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:
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Bloated, Rotund Bernie Sanders Reveals He Has Finished Drinking All Of Flint’s Water Supply

FLINT, MI—Emitting a long groan as he steadied himself at his podium, an extremely bloated, rotund Bernie Sanders revealed during Sunday night’s Democratic debate that he had finished drinking Flint’s entire water supply. “I promise the people of Flint that you’ll never have to worry about toxic lead in your drinking water ever again,” said the swollen Vermont senator, grimacing as water audibly sloshed around inside his bulging stomach after he shifted his weight slightly. “It’s been entirely taken care of. Clean water is—oh, urgggh, gah—a human right, and, oh God, no.” At press time, several aides abandoned an attempt to roll Sanders off the stage after the wooden floorboards collapsed under the candidate’s massive body.

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