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What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:
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Bob Dole For Windows to Replace Bob Dole 4.0

WASHINGTON, DC—Computer users are eagerly anticipating the new updated version of Bob Dole due in stores next week. Bob Dole for Windows, priced at $94.99, will boast many improvements over the previous model, including true multitasking, protected memory space and a redesigned user interface. “Bob Dole For Windows will be the easiest-to-use version of Bob Dole ever,” said Larry Tavers, head of the Dole programming team. “You’ll never use Bob Dole 4.0 or DoleOS again.” Bob Dole For Windows is compatible with all other 73-year-old, Kansas-based Republican operating systems.

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