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Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.

Sixth Super Bowl Win Continues To Elude Patriots

HOUSTON—As disappointed players and coaches returned to the locker room following the end of Super Bowl LI, members of the New England Patriots acknowledged to reporters Sunday that the team’s sixth Super Bowl title continues to elude them.

Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Shows

The Super Bowl halftime show is a long tradition as occasionally exciting as the game itself. The Onion takes a look back at the all-time greatest Super Bowl halftime shows.

NFL Loses Rights To ‘Super Bowl’

NEW YORK—After failing to agree to terms for a new licensing agreement before the February 3 deadline, the NFL lost the rights to the term “Super Bowl” on Friday, sources confirmed.
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Brady Quinn Hasn't Heard That Name In Ages

DENVER—Upon overhearing visitors to the Broncos training facility inquire about third-string quarterback Brady Quinn, a young but grizzled Brady Quinn was seen to lean forward, raise his eyebrows, frown thoughtfully, and cast his eyes upward in apparent reverie, sources reported Saturday. "Brady Quinn, eh? Brady Quinn. Now that's a name you don't hear very often…least not anymore," said Quinn, who leaned back against the wall, thumbed back his battered Notre Dame cap, and stroked his long, unkempt beard. "They say he was quite the hot item coming out of college. At least, the Browns thought so. Heh. The Browns… But no, this here's the Broncos, and all anyone talks about round these parts is Tim Tebow. Seems like ages since anyone even mentioned the name Brady Quinn." Quinn then leaned back in his rocking chair and went back to sleep.

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