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Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.

Sixth Super Bowl Win Continues To Elude Patriots

HOUSTON—As disappointed players and coaches returned to the locker room following the end of Super Bowl LI, members of the New England Patriots acknowledged to reporters Sunday that the team’s sixth Super Bowl title continues to elude them.

Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Shows

The Super Bowl halftime show is a long tradition as occasionally exciting as the game itself. The Onion takes a look back at the all-time greatest Super Bowl halftime shows.

NFL Loses Rights To ‘Super Bowl’

NEW YORK—After failing to agree to terms for a new licensing agreement before the February 3 deadline, the NFL lost the rights to the term “Super Bowl” on Friday, sources confirmed.
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Braylon Edwards Claims He Kissed A Bunch Of Girls At Voluntary Camp

BEREA, OH—Wide receiver Braylon Edwards regaled his teammates Wednesday with tales of breaking the Browns voluntary-camp curfew to sneak into the girls' dormitory, where he allegedly open-mouth kissed several young women attending the optional workouts. "Oh, yeah, real mouth-open kisses," Edwards said, encouraging his teammates to attend the camp next year if they wanted to take part in the late-night make-out sessions. "I'm not saying they weren't some large girls, but you know what, I think the big ones are more passionate." While head coach Romeo Crennel said he was pleased with Edwards' enthusiasm for the discretionary mini-camp, he expressed concern about the offensive line's allegations that a mysterious figure repeatedly appeared out of nowhere and molested them in their bunks.

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