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Terrifying Uniformed Bachelorette Party Storms Local Bar

TACOMA, WA—Bursting into the establishment seemingly out of nowhere and overtaking it within a matter of moments, a terrifying uniformed bachelorette party stormed local pub Casey’s Saloon Friday night, onlookers reported.

BREAKING: Do You Think We’re Doing A Good Job?

WATERTOWN, MA—Following earlier updates on the manhunt for Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokar A. Tsarnaev, sources were just wondering if, maybe, you think—by repeatedly interrupting with breaking news that has zero substance—we’re doing a good job right now. Multiple reports have confirmed that sources really want to know—and be totally, 100 percent honest here, sources stressed—how you think we’re stacking up compared to the coverage of other news organizations. Good? Not good? About average? At press time, breaking reports have indicated that, at the least, we’re probably doing an okay job, right?

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