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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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Breaking: Tim Tebow Drawing Interest From Media

NEW YORK—Late-breaking reports from several major broadcasting outlets confirmed moments ago that recently cut quarterback Tim Tebow is currently drawing a significant amount of interest from American media. “There has certainly been a lot of chatter on Tim Tebow, linking him to several high-profile news stories,” an anonymous source told reporters, adding that Tebow was presently attracting attention from ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and ESPN as well as print media, radio, and the internet. “Obviously the frenzy of moves made by the media clearly shows that Tebow is a very intriguing prospect who has so much potential to truly shine in headlines, articles, or even as the topic of a short broadcast segment.” Despite the overwhelming enthusiasm from the media, NFL fans have reportedly expressed zero interest in Tim Tebow.

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