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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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British Royal Family Concerned After Queen Elizabeth II Beheads 7 Tourists

LONDON—Sources close to the British royal family confirmed Tuesday that relatives of Queen Elizabeth II have privately expressed feelings of uneasiness ever since an incident last week in which the 83-year-old sovereign ordered guards to decapitate seven tourists having their picture taken outside Buckingham Palace. "She just doesn't seem herself lately," Charles, Prince of Wales, is reported to have said. "Wandering around the palace at all hours of the night, turning lights on and off, trying to disband Parliament, putting aluminum foil in the microwave. It's all a bit troubling." Despite an accident late last week, during which Elizabeth II called for all of England to fight off the Normans, family members claimed that she is doing remarkably well for her age.

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