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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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British Royal Family Sadly Announces Death Of Prince Charming

LONDON—Prince Charming, 32, died from heart failure on Tuesday, November 26, 2013 at St. Mary’s Hospital, according to an official statement released by the British Royal Family. “His Royal Highness, Prince Charming of York, passed away this morning at approximately 9:33 GMT surrounded by close family and friends,” spokesperson Margaret Embridge solemnly told reporters, adding that a vigil for the beloved son of England would be held this Sunday following a private funeral outside his ancestral home in Wolsingham. “He will be remembered for his unrivaled handsomeness, courage, gallantry, flowing dark hair, dashing demeanor, chivalry, utter desirability, sartorial elegance, valor, pluck, pride, daring, prowess, heroism, refinement, majesty, swordplay, horsemanship, talent for rescue, aversion to villainy, seraphic smile, and of course charm.” Charming is survived by his noble steed, Samson; his wife, Priscilla; and his brother, Prince Valiant.

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