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Bush Picks Up 20 Copies Of Washington Post He's In

WASHINGTON, DC–President Bush made a special trip to his local newsstand Monday to purchase 20 copies of that day's Washington Post, the cover of which featured a story on him. "I'm definitely going to want a copy for my wall and one to send Mom, just for starters," Bush said of the article, which concerned his efforts to renew normal trade relations with China. "Did you see the article? They quote me five or six times. And there's a big color picture." The president last expressed this level of excitement in April, when he saw footage of himself on CNN Headline News throwing out the first pitch at a Baltimore Orioles game.

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