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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Camel Cash Inherited From Grandpa

TOPEKA, KS—Twenty-eight-year-old Brian Roberson became the sole heir of his late grandfather Herman Roberson's lifetime savings in Camel Cash Tuesday, when he inherited a shoe box filled with 5,800 C-notes. "To think that a fortune was stashed right behind the cinderblock in the garage all this time," Roberson said, adding that his grandpa always stressed the importance of planning for the future. "He could have bought all the promotional collapsible camping chairs he wanted, but instead he put it away for his grandkid. That's the kind of man he was." According to Roberson, his grandpa's last wish was for him to spend the Camel Cash on anything from the Camel catalog his heart desired, though it all had to have been redeemed before March 31, 2007.

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