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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Camel Cash Inherited From Grandpa

TOPEKA, KS—Twenty-eight-year-old Brian Roberson became the sole heir of his late grandfather Herman Roberson's lifetime savings in Camel Cash Tuesday, when he inherited a shoe box filled with 5,800 C-notes. "To think that a fortune was stashed right behind the cinderblock in the garage all this time," Roberson said, adding that his grandpa always stressed the importance of planning for the future. "He could have bought all the promotional collapsible camping chairs he wanted, but instead he put it away for his grandkid. That's the kind of man he was." According to Roberson, his grandpa's last wish was for him to spend the Camel Cash on anything from the Camel catalog his heart desired, though it all had to have been redeemed before March 31, 2007.
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