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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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CNN Launches ‘CNN For The Shuttle Bus From The Airport To The Hotel’ News Channel

ATLANTA—In its ongoing quest to provide the American business traveler with the most convenient access to up-to-the-minute news, sports, weather and financial information possible, CNN unveiled Monday its new "CNN For The Shuttle Bus From The Airport To The Hotel" channel. "No longer will this nation’s on-the-go executives be cruelly cut off from the latest stock quotes and golf scores during the five-minute ride from the airport, where CNN Airport News is available, to the hotel, where regular CNN is available," CNN’s Ed Gilkey said. "Such inconvenience is finally a thing of the past."

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