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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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College-Aged Female Finds Unlikely Kindred Spirit In Audrey Hepburn

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—Acknowledging that her improbable affinity for the actress must come as quite a surprise, University of Virginia sophomore Emily DeLong revealed Wednesday that she has found an unexpected kindred spirit in golden age of Hollywood star Audrey Hepburn. “It may seem like an odd thing to say, but I think my favorite actress might be Audrey Hepburn,” said the 19-year-old DeLong, adding that while no one would ever suspect it, she has a Breakfast At Tiffany’s poster hanging in her dorm room. “She was so elegant and down to earth all at the same time, and something about her beauty was just timeless, you know? A lot more so than today’s celebrities.” In another statement coming completely out of left field, DeLong said she had recently bought a vintage film camera and was getting into photography.

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