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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.
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Comedy Central To Air Touching Man Show Reunion

LOS ANGELES—Comedy Central executive producer Howard Lapides announced Monday that the network will broadcast a Man Show reunion starring former hosts Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla Friday. "Jimmy and Adam joined their old pals Baby Barry and the Juggies to tape the special yesterday, and there wasn't a dry eye in the house," Lapides said. "Watching those trampolines in action again—really just the very sight of those two smirking scamps—was, well, let's just say it was a touching evening." Adam Carolla was unavailable for comment, as he was taping a Too Late With Adam Carolla reunion in anticipation of the show's cancellation.

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