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LOS ANGELESComedy Central executive producer Howard Lapides announced Monday that the network will broadcast a Man Show reunion starring former hosts Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla Friday. "Jimmy and Adam joined their old pals Baby Barry and the Juggies to tape the special yesterday, and there wasn't a dry eye in the house," Lapides said. "Watching those trampolines in action againreally just the very sight of those two smirking scampswas, well, let's just say it was a touching evening." Adam Carolla was unavailable for comment, as he was taping a Too Late With Adam Carolla reunion in anticipation of the show's cancellation.