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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Helpful Man Saves Woman Effort Of Telling Idea To Boss Herself

ATLANTA—In an unprompted act of generosity from one coworker to another, Spryte Logistics employee Ben Graham reportedly took the initiative to share one of Emily Fehrman’s ideas with their boss on Friday, saving her the time and effort of doing it herself.
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Commercial Blasted For Product Placement

KANSAS CITY, MO—A popular televised comic tale of heartbreak and sudden redemption involving a love triangle of dogs and a busy highway, and ending in an unexpected sales pitch for Bridgestone tires has come under fire for being what viewers are calling a sell-out. "I was really getting into the humorous plot and the lovable characters," said Kansas City resident Ben MacArdle, who has collected over 10,000 signatures in an online petition calling for the remove of all ad content from the 30-second spot. "But to be suddenly confronted with a commercial message from a tire manufacturer at the end seemed like a betrayal of the enormous creative thought that obviously went into it." The advertisement is one of several TV campaigns criticized for their commercial content recently, including those for Victoria's Secret, Dodge Trucks, and Wendy's 99-cent bacon double cheeseburgers.

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