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MISSOULA, MT—Due in large part to the encouragement of her so-called friends, 34-year-old Karen Sabin quit her steady job to make and sell homemade gourmet dog biscuits out of her home, the former hospital receptionist told reporters Monday.
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Couple Discovers Shop That Sells Cakes

PORTLAND, OR—Local couple Rich and Kelly Danvers were "delighted" Monday upon discovering a small, quaint retail location in their neighborhood that sells cakes. "Look, a cake shop," said Kelly Danvers, who agreed with her husband that it was nice to have such a business in their neighborhood. "We'll have to check that out sometime." The couple told reporters they would "definitely" keep the place in mind the next time they need to buy a cake.

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