Couple Of Cool Guys Just Hanging Out

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Lazy Free Agent Wants To Try Out Over Phone

CHARLOTTE, NC—In an effort to avoid physical exertion, strenuous activity, and standing up, slothful free agent Hollis Thomas told several NFL general managers Friday that he would prefer to try out for their teams over the phone.
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Couple Of Cool Guys Just Hanging Out

UPDATE: NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Cool guys Shawn Goldstein and Walt Traxel no longer hanging out.

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NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Cool guys Shawn Goldstein, 26 (left) and Walt Traxel, 26 (right) just hang out Thursday afternoon.

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