Coworker Almost Got That Exact Same Thing When He Ate There

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Coworker Almost Got That Exact Same Thing When He Ate There

POTOMAC, MD—According to coworker Luke Nielson, he almost got that exact same dish when he himself ate at the Water Lily Café located in downtown Potomac. "I was this close to getting that," said Nielson, holding his thumb and forefinger slightly apart. "I just couldn't pass up the macadamia- encrusted sea bass, though. You should definitely get that the next time you go." Nielson said he also nearly went to that very same film, but decided instead to see The Secret Life Of Bees.

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