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A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Cultural Idiocy Quiz

Magazine Mania

DIRECTIONS: Name the magazine in which these features appear:

1. “Picks & Pans”

2. “Humor In Uniform”

3. “Separated at Birth”

4. “Milestones”

5. “Party Jokes”

6. “Random Notes”

7. “The Talk of the Town”

8. “Faces In the Crowd”

9. “Spy vs. Spy”

10. “Hints from Heloise”

11. List of 500 companies with

highest gross revenue

12. “Goofus and Gallant”

13. “Periscope”

14. “Cheers & Jeers”

15. Nude Demi Moore covers

16. “Pencilwise”

17. “Index” of interesting numerical facts

18. “Shot by Shot”

19. “Hot Sheet”

20. “A View From the Castle”

Answers

1. People Weekly

2. Reader’s Digest

3. Spy

4. Time

5. Playboy

6. Rolling Stone

7. New Yorker

8. Sports Illustrated

9. Mad

10. Good Housekeeping

11. Fortune

12. Highlights for Children

13. Newsweek

14. TV Guide

15. Vanity Fair

16. Games

17. Harper’s

18. Premiere

19. Entertainment Weekly

20. Smithsonian

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