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MLB Unveils Memorial For Runners Stranded On Base

NEW YORK—Solemnly ringing a bell 30 times for each of the teams that lost potential runs this season, Major League Baseball officials unveiled Tuesday a memorial outside league headquarters to commemorate all of the runners who have ever been stranded on base.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Submits Paperwork For Gas Reimbursement

LONG POND, PA—Hunching over the steering wheel of his idling No. 88 Chevrolet SS to closely inspect the odometer, NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. was reportedly in the process of submitting paperwork Monday to reimburse his gas expenses for the month.

A-Rod Donates $25 Million To Be Displayed In Glass Case In Baseball Hall Of Fame

COOPERSTOWN, NY—Ensuring that a treasured piece of the game’s history will be forever preserved for future generations of fans, representatives of the National Baseball Hall of Fame confirmed Friday that retired third baseman Alex Rodriguez recently donated $25 million of his earnings to be displayed inside a glass case in their museum.
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DEVELOPING: Driver Caught With Prostitute In Car During Daytona 500

During Sunday's Daytona 500, NASCAR driver Taft Myers was caught with a prostitute in his car. Full coverage of this scandal tonight on SportsDome at a new time, 8/7c on Comedy Central. Here are more details as they come in:

  • 2:35pm: Driver claims he picked up woman to serve as spotter, help him figure out fuel strategy.
  • 1:23pm: Sources confirm that Daytona winner Trevor Bayne did not have illicit sexual encounters during race.
  • 1:00pm: Crew chief rushes to driver's defense: 'What a man and woman do in a racecar at 180 MPH is nobody's business'
  • 12:45pm: NASCAR driver reportedly picked up prostitute on Daytona infield in area known as "Dirtside"

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