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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Directions To Ed's Steak House

Tolbrook, ID—If you are coming from the city, take I-80 South to the Chesterton exit. Follow the off ramp around and turn left on Chesterton. Take Chesterton two miles until Third Street—the fourth stoplight. There will be an Exxon station on your right. Turn right at the stoplight on Third Street, and go eight blocks. Ed’s Steak House is between the True Value hardware store and P.J. O’Donaghue’s Irish Pub. There is parking around back. Reservations are recommended. Dress is casual.

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