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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Directions To Ed's Steak House

Tolbrook, ID—If you are coming from the city, take I-80 South to the Chesterton exit. Follow the off ramp around and turn left on Chesterton. Take Chesterton two miles until Third Street—the fourth stoplight. There will be an Exxon station on your right. Turn right at the stoplight on Third Street, and go eight blocks. Ed’s Steak House is between the True Value hardware store and P.J. O’Donaghue’s Irish Pub. There is parking around back. Reservations are recommended. Dress is casual.

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