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Director Going With Unknown For Third Marriage

HOLLYWOOD, CA–James Rudolph, director of Powerplay and Dead By Dawn, announced plans Monday to go with an unknown for the role of his third wife this fall. "I'm basically looking for a young, fresh-faced newcomer, someone who can give me the same sort of effect I got from Nina in my first marriage," Rudolph told Daily Variety. "Daryl Hannah worked out fine for this last go-round, but this time, I want someone with no reputation or established style." Principal photography on the couple's wedding is slated to begin Oct. 21 at Huntington Beach Country Club.

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