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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Do you plan to join the boycott against the 7,219 American foods that contain GoldenMade corn syrup?

Many are saying high fructose corn syrup manufacturer GoldenMade is not doing enough to clean up the massive midwest corn syrup spill. Will you boycott the American foods that currently contain their corn syrup, which includes soda, fruit drinks, pasta sauce, ketchup, pizza sauce, barbecue sauce, macaroni and cheese, cold cuts, bacon, sausage, bread, cookies, cakes, rolls, English muffins, granola bars, waffles, pickles, applesauce, yogurt, cottage cheese, salad dressing, chicken strips, french fries, and breakfast cereal?

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