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The Hell You Are Wearing That

Bravo 9:00 p.m. EDT/8:00 p.m. CDT Fathers scrutinize their daughters’ clothing choices in a never-ending cycle of negative attention and attention-seeking. Based on the British show.

David Koch

Multibillionaire industrialist and archconservative David Koch gave $7 million to the PBS show Nova.

Ashley Hamilton

Sales executive Ashley Hamilton listened to a voicemail from her mom all the way through.

Disney World Visitors Contract Mystery Illness

Since June, several dozen visitors to Walt Disney World’s Wild Africa Trek in Florida have been sickened by an unknown illness that causes flu-like symptoms, including nausea, fatigue, and diarrhea.
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KANSAS CITY, MO—Sources nationwide are confirming this week that the current drought is bad and that water is very good. "We don't like the drought," local farmer Dan Rickey told reporters. "We like water." At press time, sources are confirming that the drought is still happening and that it's bad.

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