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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Eco-Conscious Marketing Firm Developing Alternative Sources Of Synergy

PORTLAND, OR—Marketing firm Green Solutions announced Wednesday that it was developing environmentally friendly alternatives to the nonrenewable sources of synergy, global positioning, and blue-sky thinking currently used to fuel the nation's corporations. "We take an eco-friendly approach to packaging and presenting what our clients have to offer," said Anthony Marino, the firm's founder and CEO. "With green, clean, responsible solutions, we believe businesses can sustain brand awareness while also treading gently upon the world's markets." Marino confirmed that while his firm's innovations had not yet been widely implemented, they were currently being tested in areas considered dangerously low in buzz.

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