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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Eco-Conscious Marketing Firm Developing Alternative Sources Of Synergy

PORTLAND, OR—Marketing firm Green Solutions announced Wednesday that it was developing environmentally friendly alternatives to the nonrenewable sources of synergy, global positioning, and blue-sky thinking currently used to fuel the nation's corporations. "We take an eco-friendly approach to packaging and presenting what our clients have to offer," said Anthony Marino, the firm's founder and CEO. "With green, clean, responsible solutions, we believe businesses can sustain brand awareness while also treading gently upon the world's markets." Marino confirmed that while his firm's innovations had not yet been widely implemented, they were currently being tested in areas considered dangerously low in buzz.

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