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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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Ed Reed

Ravens Free Safety

Strength: One of last few remaining ball hawks in United States; Highly prepared player who constantly studies film to memorize an opposing team’s color schemes; Lures quarterbacks into throwing interceptions by loudly shouting, “I’m wide open”

Weakness: Always feels guilty after catching a ball he knows wasn’t meant for him; Still winded from 108-yard interception return in 2008; Ability to backpedal really fast is really a completely useless talent in every other walk of life

Biggest Fine: $250,000 for helmet-to-helmet hit on NFL Vice President of Operations Eric Grubman

Enjoys: Recording tackles in spare time at home studio

Training Regimen: Works with interception-throwing machine during training camp scrimmages

NEXT: Joe Flacco

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