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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Ravens Free Safety

Strength: One of last few remaining ball hawks in United States; Highly prepared player who constantly studies film to memorize an opposing team’s color schemes; Lures quarterbacks into throwing interceptions by loudly shouting, “I’m wide open”

Weakness: Always feels guilty after catching a ball he knows wasn’t meant for him; Still winded from 108-yard interception return in 2008; Ability to backpedal really fast is really a completely useless talent in every other walk of life

Biggest Fine: $250,000 for helmet-to-helmet hit on NFL Vice President of Operations Eric Grubman

Enjoys: Recording tackles in spare time at home studio

Training Regimen: Works with interception-throwing machine during training camp scrimmages

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