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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

God Sick Of New Angel’s Annoying Fucking Voice

THE HEAVENS—Calling the sound a “cross between a train whistle and a dying goat,” God, Our Lord And Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was already sick of a new angel’s “incredibly fucking annoying voice.

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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FactZone's Five Most Popular Stories

On this, the week of FactZone's fifth birthday, we look back on some of our most popular stories to date:

5. Baby Goat Befriends Roomba: This cute story from 2007 about an Iowa family's pet goat who took to following around a Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner went on to warm the hearts of millions of FactZone viewers, setting a ratings record for the program.

4. Baby Goat Sleeps Next To Roomba: A follow-up report about the baby goat and Roomba focused on how the baby goat sometimes slept next to the Roomba while the Roomba was recharging. This report again set a new FactZone ratings record.

3. New Footage Surfaces Of Baby Goat With Roomba: A report about new home video footage released by the Iowa family of their pet goat following their Roomba around their living room set another new ratings record for FactZone.

2. Baby Goat And Roomba: A FactZone Special Report: This in-depth special combined several brief interviews with animal behavior specialists with over 90 minutes of un-narrated footage of the baby goat walking behind the Roomba as it vacuumed. This special broke all previous FactZone ratings records.

1. Bomb Blast Outside Iraqi Police Station Kills 44: This breaking news story about a tragic bombing interrupted a scheduled report about a baby goat standing on top of a Roomba. The horrific footage of charred bodies being pulled from the wreckage of the bombing's aftermath undoubtedly still haunt the report's record number of viewers.

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