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Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Fan-Favorite First Season Of Bush Administration Released On DVD

WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to growing demand, the Bush Administration has announced that their popular and critically acclaimed first season will be made available as a 12-DVD set later this summer. "We're including everything we experienced as it was meant to be seen, from the magnificent inauguration to the dark days of the World Trade Center attack," according to a statement released  by the administration. "See the classic cast of characters you loved—Rove, Ashcroft, Laura, and even the president himself—in the roles that made you love them."  Viewers have criticized the Bush Administration's recent seasons for uninspired cast changes and convoluted plots, but most say they are still eagerly awaiting the scheduled 2008 finale.

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