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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Top Family Vacation Spots

With school out for the summer, families are packing up and hitting the road. Here are The Onion’s top family vacation destinations.
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Fashion Dos & Don'ts

These days, looking good is a must. Here are a few tips from the experts to help keep you in style:

  • Remember: Distressed and/or acid-washed denim never goes out of style
  • Pants should be "cuffed," or rolled, at least six inches above the ankle
  • Wear extremely expensive clothes only; they are made from finer materials and look better
  • Eat bath salts to make your innards smell pretty
  • If your T-shirts have yellow stains under the arms, cut the underarms out before wearing
  • Never wear glasses on a date; your potential mate will think you are undesirably smart
  • There are many excellent "big and tall" shops that cater to fat hogs like yourself
  • Keep collars turned up at all times
  • With scissors, cut the hems of other women's skirts so their length matches your own
  • Wearing green shirts on Thursdays lets all your classmates know that you are a homosexual
  • If you have wide hips, cover your imperfections with a gigantic tarp

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