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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

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A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Helpful Man Saves Woman Effort Of Telling Idea To Boss Herself

ATLANTA—In an unprompted act of generosity from one coworker to another, Spryte Logistics employee Ben Graham reportedly took the initiative to share one of Emily Fehrman’s ideas with their boss on Friday, saving her the time and effort of doing it herself.
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Frito-Lay Contest Offers Consumers Chance To Appear In Upcoming Bag Of SunChips

PLANO, TX—Inviting consumers to experience their favorite snack product like never before, Frito-Lay announced a new sweepstakes this week that will offer customers the chance to appear inside an upcoming bag of SunChips. “This contest will give one grand prize winner and a guest the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find out what it’s really like in a bag of SunChips,” company spokesperson Nancy Alderman said, adding that the prize would also include an all-expenses-paid trip to the snack manufacturer’s headquarters, where the winner will receive a behind-the-scenes factory tour and be able to sample new Frito-Lay flavors before spending an exhilarating afternoon packed tightly inside a package of either Original or Harvest Cheddar SunChips. “To enter, all you have to do is fill in your name and email address at SunChips.com and you could soon be sealed in a plastic bag alongside your favorite multigrain chips and distributed to a SunChips retailer.” Official rules state that the contest is open to all U.S. residents, excluding the families of Frito-Lay employees and winners of the company’s previous “Win a Date with a Bag of Tostitos” contest.

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