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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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From Working Keys To Rocket Suits: How Other Cities Have Enticed Their Star Players

St. Louis isn't the first city to offer a star enticements to stay with their team. Here's how other cities have tried to keep their All-Stars in town.

  • Indianapolis: Every child born in Indianapolis will be named Peyton Manning
  • Memphis: Marc Gasol given full creative control of Memphis Symphony Orchestra
  • New York: Truckloads of food have already been dumped on CC Sabathia's front lawn without his even needing to request it
  • New Orleans: Might actually give Chris Paul some decent players
  • Boston: The best surgeons Mass General has to offer will do what they can to make Glen Davis less egg-shaped
  • Phoenix: Can promise Ilya Bryzgalov 16,000 free tickets to every game
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