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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Golf’s Most Prestigious Championships

  • The Open: The oldest of golf majors is believed to have been performed as a druidic fertility ritual
  • The Players: Annual Florida golf championship famous for its 924-hole endurance course
  • Delaware Water Gap Country Club Senior Tournament: This long-standing weekend event boasts an all-you-can-eat buffet with shrimp cocktail and $2 Yuengling pints
  • Ryder Cup: The winner of this biennial tournament between European and American golfers determines which nation will colonize the others until the next competition
  • PGA Championship: You get the gist

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