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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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GOP Announces Plan To Go After Obamacare

WASHINGTON—In a strategic announcement that has reportedly left Beltway observers both shocked and stunned, Republican lawmakers revealed Monday that they were planning to go after Obamacare. “This may surprise many Americans, but myself and my colleagues do not like Obamacare and have been planning to gut the bill for quite some time,” said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, adding that one of the GOP’s strategies going forward will be to attack those politicians who voted for and supported Obamacare, including the president himself. “I won’t say that we’ll use the upcoming debt ceiling increase as leverage to repeal the law, but let’s just say everything is on the table. The gloves are coming off.” Washington officials later confirmed that Democratic leaders would soon announce their plans to defend Obamacare.

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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