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GOP Asks "Does Obama Love Bo?"

The GOP is contending Obama doesn't actually love his Portuguese Water Dog, Bo. Their claims include:

  • Obama rarely calls Bo good boy or scratches his ears.
  • The president admitted he "doesn't know" which day Bo gets his monthly heartworm preventative.
  • Obama has not clipped Bo's nail's once. The duty falls to others in White House staff.
  • Bo is often left to sleep in hallway while president receives his Daily Briefing.
  • Last year, Obama failed to step up and defend Bo when an internet user called dog "stupid looking."
  • Obama has not once taken his dog to visit the troops.
  • The president has only been photographed with Bo once in the past week.
  • Obama has never proven he knows how to throw a frisbee.
  • White House sources contend Obama does not even own Snausages.

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