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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Great, Now It's Turned Into A Whole Big Thing

BOSTON—Reiterating that this wasn't supposed to be a whole big thing, and that they still can't believe this, sources confirmed today that it has now turned into a huge deal. "Oh, great, this is just perfect," sources said, adding that this definitely could have been avoided and people certainly aren't helping by making more of it than it actually is. "Here we go again. Seriously, can we not?" At press time, sources had decided we can just talk about it later.

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