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Greg Oden: Center, Portland Trail Blazers

Oden was the number one overall pick in the 2007 NBA Draft before missing his entire rookie season because his body is falling apart. His age is unknown, although he made this list less for being old and more for being in a constant and tragic state of disrepair.

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